A Noble Italian call’d Signior Dildo

I find myself in a moral grey area that seems more grey than usual.

But before I begin, I should probably say I mis-described my new guild. When I was detailing our scheduling issues, I inadvertently deployed the word ‘casual’. Labels are stupid and contagious anyway but it bugs the crap out of me that I can’t . . . → Read More: A Noble Italian call’d Signior Dildo

Dead Men Can’t Dance

Chas and I are pretty committed to our server jump – bizarrely, it’s really motivated me to get off Tam’s arse and get to grips with useful things I should be able to bring to a new guild, fishing, cooking, a clue, that kind of thing. Sadly, the clue is still pending.

But, while engaged in this . . . → Read More: Dead Men Can’t Dance

My flabber is well and truly gasted

Wow. Just wow. The world is a funny place.

So, remember the Lying Lying Liar who threw me into such a tizzy?

She’s now …

… wait for it …

the co-leader of our guild.

Like, say what? What the fuck?

I went from outraged to finding it indescribably hilarious in the span of about ten minutes. It’s . . . → Read More: My flabber is well and truly gasted

I think I could hate my guild…

Quote of the day: “You could always solo it with a healer.”

*splutter* *rage*

That is so totally indicative about the way annoying people think about healers.

Solo it with a healer, my arse.

If you have a healer with you, be definition that’s not solo-ing.

Healer.  . . . → Read More: I think I could hate my guild…