Looking For Goats

This is post is brought to you by Sanity Tap TM. I apologise, it’s totally incoherent, there’s even a moment towards the end where I start honest-to-goodness frothing.

First of all, Blizzard, thank you very much for responding to my complaint about lack of a decent off-hand. I had no idea you were reading and . . . → Read More: Looking For Goats

A matter of perspective

My resolution to be more assertive in pugs is not going well.

In fact, I’m wondering if I’m turning into one of those over-geared, arrogant wankers I hate so much. I screwed a group over at the week for being horrible to me.

The heroic was Gundrak, I don’t really need the badges but, hey, it was . . . → Read More: A matter of perspective

press x for epix

Slightly behind on blogging, since real life demanded precedence but I’m back now and catching up at speed.

I had a few weekend adventures in WoW though, the most notable of which was I healed TotC and did not suck too badly. Zomg. My casual Naxx runs have turned out to be a goldmine of . . . → Read More: press x for epix

Dead Men Can’t Dance

Chas and I are pretty committed to our server jump – bizarrely, it’s really motivated me to get off Tam’s arse and get to grips with useful things I should be able to bring to a new guild, fishing, cooking, a clue, that kind of thing. Sadly, the clue is still pending.

But, while engaged in this . . . → Read More: Dead Men Can’t Dance

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both

Firstly: M’Pocket Tank and I will be in Edinburgh from Saturday for a week, drinking theatre like it’s cheap plonk, and therefore any WoWblogging is likely to be erratic. Since time between shows is invariably spent sitting artsily in coffee shops squabbling over an Eee-pc, it may not stop altogether but we will most certainly . . . → Read More: It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both

an open letter (I am the anti-Nim)

Dear Melee DPS (and, yes, Dicknight, that means you),

What in fuck’s name is wrong with you people?

Don’t stand in fire.

Don’t stand in green.

Don’t stand in mana-wee.

Don’t stand near whirlwind.

Don’t stand near bladestorm.

If the ground looks funny, don’t stand there.

Seriously, what is wrong with you? This is elementary WoW. Are you stupid or merely lazy?

Think . . . → Read More: an open letter (I am the anti-Nim)

glyphs and why they suck

In news unconnected to WoW. I think I might I have swine flu. I have a special number given to me by the special pandemic hotline (we have a pandemic hotline? Holy fuck!) in order that I may receive anti-swine flu medication from the government. I feel kind of bad, but not . . . → Read More: glyphs and why they suck

Patent Pending 100% Original, Fresh off the Cheese Press Guide to Healing UK

The one which devolves almost entirely into sarcasm about healing UK . . . → Read More: Patent Pending 100% Original, Fresh off the Cheese Press Guide to Healing UK

always that guy

The one with THAT GUY and his issues . . . → Read More: always that guy